a little east of reality

Saturday, June 18, 2005

getting to know you

This was our 'getting to know you' card. Our new porn star name was put on a name tag and used throughout the night. My first pet was a cat called Black Boy (strikes me as a weird name for a cat in a country where 96% of the population are black, but anyway...) so I went for BB.

A No Consequence list is a list of people you would like to be able to have sex with without having to deal with any consequences. It comes from an episode of Friends (305: The One With Frank Jr).

Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?

Monica: No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox.

Chandler: All right...Janice likes him. In fact she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.

Joey: Her what?

Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can't get mad.

Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.

Monica: So, Chandler, who's on your list?

Chandler: Ah, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and ah, Jessica Rabbit.

Rachel: Now, you do realize that she's a cartoon, and way out of your league?

Chandler: I know, I know, I just always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head. Posted by Hello