conversation snippet #61

The players here are Phi, the girl he is hoping to date sometime soon, and his new flatmate.

Phi: I thought tanning was out?
Girl: No, real tanning is out; fake tanning is in.
Phi: Is it easy to put on your face?
Girl: Yeah sure, you just mix it with a little moisturiser.
NFM: (randomly popping into the conversation to say something smart-assed) Don't you use moisturiser, Phi?
Phi: /pointed look/ We were talking about tanning.

I'm filing that under "conversations that you would never have heard two guys participate in ten years ago." They'd rather have gotten the skin cancer.