oral fix-ain't-tions

Setting the Scene:

A is mid-30s, dating a guy in his mid-20s. B is her male friend, same age as the boyfriend. The conversation has been on sex for some time at this point.

The (slightly paraphrased) conversation continues:

B: What about oral?
A: No, he doesn’t do that.
B: Not at all?
A: No.
B: How come?
A: I don’t know. He just thinks that because he’s got a big cock, he doesn’t have to do anything else.
B: Well that’s just lazy.

I nearly snorted my cornflakes. Times like this I wish I had an audio blog feature.